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When Instagram went out of fashion, people started to apply real-life “filters” on themselves…
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Dr Frankenstein denies fervently to the authorities that he’s working on more monsters while his new, very young & excitable creation tries hard to behave itself disguised as a cactus plant.
Old scientist: “I’m sorry young man! I still find that feathery…thing you have for the cover of your penis, entirely ridiculous.”
The young fellow was very disappointed. He came all the way down from his village to participate in the traditional prisoners stoning, when he learned by the guard that hanging, decapitating and throwing-in-the-well went far more popular these days.
Prisoner: “You are sentenced to crucifixion?? You lucky bastards!!!”
Holmes was a master of the fighting arts, all right, but giving him the ability to fly and lift trees with one hand a la Superman was a little bit too OP.
It is said that when his body was discovered, in the laptop screen there was a facebook message from his girlfriend saying “Just wait for a little bit sweetie. I need to put on some make up and change my clothes!!”
Alright son, posting in the wrong thread is the worst crime on this forum and now you have to choose: You wanna be decapitated by Jackal or thrown in the well by TimovieMan ?!
Women come and go… a highscore lasts forever
Executioner: You see, us executioners are a bit like taxmen, sir, everyone hates us, but we’re just doin’ our job, ‘aren’t we, sir?
Man: My heart bleeds for you.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Scientist: Igor, pull the second lever, and bring me the red jar!
Man: Yes, Sir, but can you please stop calling me Igor?! My name is Thomas.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Uncle Fester seemed to be enjoying his new job.
Recently completed: Game of Thrones (decent), Tales from the borderlands (great!), Life is Strange (great!), Stasis (good), Annas Quest (great!); Broken Age (poor)
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Very proud Houdini Senior (to an audience of death-row prisoners): “My son, after demonstrating to you how to avoid a beheading & a hanging will now present his trick on how to extricate yourself, while your hands are tied, from dangling upside-down in a well full of water with a resident man-eating crocodile.”
Old scientist: “I’m sorry young man! I still find that feathery…thing you have for the cover of your penis, entirely ridiculous.”
Oh!.... I never noticed the feather .... well…um…I don’t think I want to play this sort of game with feathers .... there....
BTW That’s not a caption entry from me just a comment!
For the new Sherlock Holmes game, Frogwares promised a branching storyline.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
- And then you die?!
- You jump in the corner first.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Guard: What’s that boy? Is Lassie in the well?
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Guard: What’s that boy? Is Lassie in the well?
LOL!
Oh!.... I never noticed the feather .... well…um…I don’t think I want to play this sort of game with feathers .... there....
BTW That’s not a caption entry from me just a comment!
In that vein:
Scientist to assistant: “Ah, good that you’re here, could you check if… WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH TINKERBELL????”
Chuck Norris has the roundhouse kick - Sherlock Holmes has the roundtree kick.
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Continuing to lower the vein:
Dr Frankenstein to job applicant: “Well, I can clearly see that you completely misunderstood my ad in the Special Gardening Edition of Monster News Weekly asking for someone who could tickle a fan….never mind, you’re hired if you want to start by trying to calm that cactus down….”
Oh my God….
I started a dirty avalanche.
And I love it!
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