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Caption Contest!

Jack: And you’re absolutely sure the Bowling-Pin Beard Growth Formula you just gave me doesn’t lead to hair loss up top?
Adventure Game Masochist
And now, let’s look at:

Mrs. Hudson: No, Mr. Holmes, I’m retired now, and there’s nothing you can say or do to convince me to come back to 221 Baker Street! I’ve had enough of your messes, your stinky experiments, and your violin playing to last me the rest of my life, not to mention you and Dr. Watson traipsing up and down the stairs at all hours of the night. You’ll have to find somebody else to tidy up your tobacco crumbs and newspapers and to bring you tea whenever it suits you. I’m finished with all that! Good day to you, gentlemen!
“Are you sure the Beard-O-Matic 3000 will catch on?”
You both get: THE PRIZE!
A free tour of Taj Mahal! Enjoy!
Runners-up:
Holmes and Watson had heard the old woman was undefeated at staring contests, but couldn’t resist challenging her themselves. Alas, she was even better than the rumors stated, and was able to take them both on at once.
Jack: And you’re absolutely sure the Bowling-Pin Beard Growth Formula you just gave me doesn’t lead to hair loss up top?
You, but also everyone else gets - Harmonica & Guitar Masters!
Thank you for playing!
Recently finished: The Black Mirror - 85, Sherlock Holmes vs Arsene Lupin - 85, Dracula: Resurrection - 83, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5
Currently playing: Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, The Colour of Murder
Looking forward to: The Journeyman Project: Pegasus Prime, The Journey of Iesir,
I think I liked the runner-ups more but all of them were good.
Now playing: Testament of Sherlock Holmes
Next: Primordia, Cognition: ep3.
Now reading: Mikhail Bulkagov: Мастер и Маргарита
Recently finished: Alber Camus: L’étranger (again), William Gibson: Neuromancer, Herman Hesse: Steppenwolf
Yay, I won something! *Starts packing for her trip to the Taj Mahal*
The real problem with reality is the lack of background music.
Knightette of the Order of the Caption
I think they were all really good! Can we have another round please? This is fun ![]()
Adventure Game Masochist
I think they were all really good! Can we have another round please? This is fun
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Currently Playing: The Testament of Sherlock Holmes;
Currently Re-Playing: Culpa Innata
Recently Finished: Secret Files: Puritas Cordis, Art of Murder: Hunt for the Puppeteer, Dear Esther
Thank you so much for the free trip, Diego! I’ve already gotten turned around in there, so I’ll have to brush up on my maze drawing skills.
I got a kick out of everybody’s captions, and I also vote for another round.
“Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?”
-Rabindranath Tagore
I think they were all really good! Can we have another round please? This is fun
Glad you all replied, wasn’t easy choosing winners - perhaps others can post new rounds also?
Anyhow, I’ve gathered few more pics so I’ll post it tomorrow.
Thank you so much for the free trip, Diego! I’ve already gotten turned around in there, so I’ll have to brush up on my maze drawing skills.
No easy rides even in wins - and it’s the least I can do after all the torture at the Fall tourneys 
Recently finished: The Black Mirror - 85, Sherlock Holmes vs Arsene Lupin - 85, Dracula: Resurrection - 83, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5
Currently playing: Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, The Colour of Murder
Looking forward to: The Journeyman Project: Pegasus Prime, The Journey of Iesir,
Due to popular demand, I present to you:
Caption Contest #2: Indie and Inedibility
This week’s scenes are from two interesting indie titles - Quest For Infamy and The Journey of Iesir:


Recently finished: The Black Mirror - 85, Sherlock Holmes vs Arsene Lupin - 85, Dracula: Resurrection - 83, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5
Currently playing: Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, The Colour of Murder
Looking forward to: The Journeyman Project: Pegasus Prime, The Journey of Iesir,

Adventure Game Masochist

Man: Whoa, when was the last time you’ve cut those nails? You could really use a manicure. In fact, I can give you one right now.
Beast: (Growl, roar) Isn’t that a sword you’re holding?
Man: No, it’s just a very large file, especially made for you. Don’t worry, this will only take a few seconds.
There’s a creeper on the roof, la la lala la, there’s a creeper on the roof, la la lala lala la
Currently playing: Minecraft, The Sims 2
Listening to: Julio Iglesias - La Mer
Currently singing: I Dreamed A Dream - Anne Hathaway

He couldn’t believe it, after years of futile searching he stumbled upon one in a regular shoppe. Homo Mensa, the extremely rare hybrid of a man and a table.
Now playing: Testament of Sherlock Holmes
Next: Primordia, Cognition: ep3.
Now reading: Mikhail Bulkagov: Мастер и Маргарита
Recently finished: Alber Camus: L’étranger (again), William Gibson: Neuromancer, Herman Hesse: Steppenwolf

Michael: How much for that deer head?
Salesman: It’s not for sale.
Michael: But it would look wonderful in my winter cabin.
Salesman: It’s not for sale!
Michael: I’ll offer you two times more than you paid it.
Salesman: It’s still not for sale!!!
Michael: OK, I’ll give you three times more.
Salesman: I SAID IT’S NOT….. Alright, you can have him. But…. take good care of him, will you? His name is Rudolph.
Salesman: (Talking to the deer head) Don’t worry Rudolph, I’ll come visit every once in a week.
Michael: Uhm, maybe I won’t buy the deer head after all.
(Michael walks out the door)
Salesman: Sucker.
There’s a creeper on the roof, la la lala la, there’s a creeper on the roof, la la lala lala la
Currently playing: Minecraft, The Sims 2
Listening to: Julio Iglesias - La Mer
Currently singing: I Dreamed A Dream - Anne Hathaway
Due to popular demand, I present to you:
Caption Contest #2: Indie and Inedibility
This week’s scenes are from two interesting indie titles - Quest For Infamy and The Journey of Iesir:
I’m not very good at this but this is just the way my head works:
All I want is those lovely buttons on your tunic
Caption Contest #2: Indie and Inedibility
Michael to himself “Hmmmm… Unless one of us opens his mouth and start talking, we are not going any where in this game ,there is a dialogue we follow sir viking ,......you and your Clown red Runny Nose “
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The more i follow the Path of the Beam ,the more i am sure It IS me that .. Eddie Dean..


