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Caption Contest!
Hey Jimmy! Is that a gun in your sporran or are you just pleased to see me?
As he had lain in the cell facing his last hours on earth, he had thought it couldn’t get any worse, but then it had when he ended up with a singing executioner!
Following yet another rejection from Nico, George’s body followed his heart and finally turned into stone. (Broken Sword 6 ending!) 
It was only when she finally got backstage after the gig that she realised that sleeping with one of ZZ Top wasn’t going to be worth the anecdote after all.
Man it was a long way down.
Wasn’t it?
Or was that a long way… sidew…up…?
As he waited for Watson to come and show him which way up he should be he knew the ability to do one arm press ups wasn’t worth the opium habit.
Sorry about that, mine have gone a bit dark this time!
3.5 time winner of the “Really Annoying Caption Contest Saboteur” Award!
Ah, what the hell, I don’t wanna be a party pooper:
Scientist: So, you drank a little bit of that green stuff, and your penis turned into a chicken wing?! I’m sorry, but that’s a cock-and-bull story!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Scientist: I can see that becoming my assistant is a feather in your cap!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
The results - tomorrow evening!
There’s still time to earn some fabulous awards, boy!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
What do you mean, I’m the wind beneath your wing? Get out you filthy boy!
The real problem with reality is the lack of background music.
Knightette of the Order of the Caption
Music is what feelings sound like…
Come quick Jeb…......got me a young, fresh one!
Due to technical difficulties (i.e. no internet) the round results have to be postponed. 
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Due to technical difficulties (i.e. no internet) the round results have to be postponed.
Scientist: “Haha, my evil plan to get the round results postponed has worked!”
Guard: “I have captured Diego. He postponed the round results! What shall we do with him? Hang him? Throw him in the well? Axe off his head?”
Why the round results haven’t been posted yet: Diego froze solid while waiting for his internet connection to work again.
Guard: “We’ve thrown him in here, and the plan is to leave him here to rot.”
Lady: “Why? What did he do?”
Guard: “His name is Diego. He postponed round results.”
Lady: *GASP*
Sherlock Holmes, speeding through the woods to come to Diego’s rescue and solve the murder of this “Internet Connection” fellow.
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Hey! I can steal read it and post short messsages! 
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Hey! I can steal
Scientist: “Haha, my evil “auto-MIScorrect” machine is working perfectly!”
Assistant: “Actually, it’s not. Auto-correct IS that bad…”
Guard: “I have captured Diego. He stole! What shall we do with him? Hang him? Throw him in the well? Or some good old-fashioned chopping off of hands?”
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Yeah, yeah, so I’m writing on an awful mobile keyboard in a hurry. Well I know who’s not getting any awards for this round.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Executioner: “I’m sorry laddie that you will now learn that the good old-fashioned inter-neck connection is the only one that never fails.”
Just hangin’ out until the results are posted.
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
It’s that time of year again, when we get to see:
Old scientist: “I’m sorry young man! I still find that feathery…thing you have for the cover of your penis, entirely ridiculous.”
As he had lain in the cell facing his last hours on earth, he had thought it couldn’t get any worse, but then it had when he ended up with a singing executioner!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Lady: “Oh God, it’s hideous!”
Prisoner: “Tell me about it! Even with that sword he looks wimpy, and don’t even get me started on that cape!”
The main protagonist practises moves (badly) for his next part in Frogwares’ action-orientated game: Crouching Holmes, Hidden Watson.
NICE JOB!!! You win:
Messing with statues, level - pro:
and
The execution rescue short movie!!
The runners-up:
Hey Jimmy! Is that a gun in your sporran or are you just pleased to see me?
Burly guide: “Now that you’ve seen where we execute people, let me show you the rest of the town square!”
Boy: “Can’t it wait for a bit? I *really* need to pee!”
The handsome arctic explorer underestimated the extent of the freezing conditions while posting a quick selfie to a date-line website…....he got no replies.
Prisoner: “You are sentenced to crucifixion?? You lucky bastards!!!”
David Blaine, practicing his levitation act.
Well done! You, but also everyone else win:
Messing with snow, level - pro:
and
Thanks for playing, everyone!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Excellent round everyone!!
Thanks for the prizes diego. I had tons of laughs. Especially with the statues!!
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