SamNMax
04-11-2005, 01:57 PM
If you happened to catch G4TV's "Filter"'s top ten adventure game episode. You'd know that it was enough to make you dennounce adventure gaming for life. Not only was the list a mess, but the people they interviewed in local EB Games stores made my blood boil. They obviously had never played an adventure and considered games like Grand Theft Auto adventures. I mean, one guy actually had the audacity to call Metal Gear Ac!d an adventure. Not only that, but none of them had anything to say about the pure adventures.
Here's the list. The extra stupid are highlighted in red:
10) Full Throttle
9) The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
8) The 7th Guest
7) Syberia
6) Myst
5) Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Loung Lizards
4) Escape from Monkey Island
3) Grim Fandango
2) Ico
1) Sam & Max Hit the Road
Escape from Monkey Island? Ico? Both good games, but on an adventure list? I couldn't see straight when I saw that Monkey Island 4 made the list and not any of the prequals. The thing is, none of the professional reviewers and editors they interview realized that Monkey Island was a series. And Ico. Now, I think you could pretty much call it an adventure game, but the number two best adventure of all time? Far from it.
I'm going to do something less painful, like chop my dick off with a cheese grater.
Here's the list. The extra stupid are highlighted in red:
10) Full Throttle
9) The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
8) The 7th Guest
7) Syberia
6) Myst
5) Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Loung Lizards
4) Escape from Monkey Island
3) Grim Fandango
2) Ico
1) Sam & Max Hit the Road
Escape from Monkey Island? Ico? Both good games, but on an adventure list? I couldn't see straight when I saw that Monkey Island 4 made the list and not any of the prequals. The thing is, none of the professional reviewers and editors they interview realized that Monkey Island was a series. And Ico. Now, I think you could pretty much call it an adventure game, but the number two best adventure of all time? Far from it.
I'm going to do something less painful, like chop my dick off with a cheese grater.