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Maurania Embassy
09-13-2005, 03:34 AM
From the cultural associate of the embassy of Mauranie.

At a time when terrible events are shaking up our beautiful country, the Mauranian Office for the Defence of our National Image has just informed us of the existence of a video game that takes place in Mauranie. Called "Paradise", the game is the work of Mr Sokal, a writer who has not received permission from our government to produce this game. As the game is scheduled to be released early next year, it is impossible for us to judge the way in which this writer has presented our nation.

This is why we have decided to inform those people likely to play Paradise of the official Web site of our country. On www.mauranie-gov.com, you will find the only true information concerning the political and social life of Mauranie. Plan a trip to our country by consulting our tourist information!

And, in line with His Majesty’s policy to open up our country, you can even send an e-mail directly to King Rodon himself, proving the great freedom of expression that our citizens enjoy.

We hope that your visit to our site will teach you much about the real Mauranie, beyond the silly quarrels that certain people are aggravating to defend selfish interests.

Don’t forget! Visit www.mauranie-gov.com to discover our country!

Long live Mauranie! Long live King Rodon!

Lucien21
09-13-2005, 04:00 AM
I this just an :spam: advert for Paradise or do you just like the look of the game. Or Maybe it's just :spam: :pan: :shifty:


Personally "Paradise" looks pretty good, but if it's like Sokals previous games it will be pretty by vacant. :frown:

2GooD
09-13-2005, 05:19 AM
If the page hadn't been so ugly I would have thought that this was some kind of plug for Lost Paradise. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe it's deliberate?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there is no country called Mauranie. At least I can't find it on http://cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/ and they should know.

If there was such a country they would have their own top level domain, like .fr, .de, .uk etc and not use a lame name like mauranie-gov.com.

The mauranie-gov.com site seems closely related to microapp.com (actually the pages reside at http://microapp.com/exemples/mauranie/) and what does that tell us?

Well, what about this Nibiru site? http://microapp.com/exemples/nibiru/

Or a Dreamfall site? http://microapp.com/exemples/dreamfall/

So I'll have to change my mind again; this is a plug for Lost Paradise, or a way for microapp.com to get higher rankning on search engines, or something like that.

Ninth
09-13-2005, 05:25 AM
It is a plug; I've seen the same one at many other sites.
I like it, myself. :)

Jackal
09-13-2005, 07:24 AM
Heh. Clever. :D

Welcome to AG, then, Maurania!! Sorry to hear about the revolution. I like your panther flag, but you really need a better site designer. How does the king get his mail on a boat?

fov
09-13-2005, 07:34 AM
It's lucky you guys posted, because my finger was hovering over the delete button before I even read it. ;)

EDIT: I love the "practical information" about visiting Maurania:

- It is obligatory to take out a comprehensive life insurance policy before entering Mauranian land. The Mauranian government shall not be held responsible for any accident that may occur on its territory.

:crazy: Think I'm better off visiting this country thru a computer game than in person. :D

MDMaster
09-13-2005, 08:39 AM
I don't think the King will reply to my e-mail, I told him to stop making lousy AGs :D

Ninth
09-13-2005, 08:45 AM
I don't think the King will reply to my e-mail, I told him to stop making lousy AGs :D
I seen some people's posting answers to their mails, though. Which is pretty cool... (and the answers were reasonably funny)

Fien
09-13-2005, 01:56 PM
I seen some people's posting answers to their mails, though. Which is pretty cool... (and the answers were reasonably funny)

Where did you see that?

Maquisard
09-13-2005, 09:18 PM
King Rodon is a hack at the head of an Arab-led puppet government! He should be publicly executed, and his invader-dominated Parliament burned to the ground!

And also, Maranie's food sucks! :r

Ninth
09-14-2005, 01:46 AM
Where did you see that?
Somewhere in http://www.planete-aventure.net forums. They're in french.

a-side
09-14-2005, 06:18 AM
Yes, he answers