Merry Christmas, fellow adventure gamers!

To help share the joy of this holiday season, we hope you'll join us in a rousing chorus of everyone's favourite Christmas carols. True, we're spread far and wide, but it's the spirit of togetherness that counts. And since it isn't only Christmas that draws us together, we've decided to add a little "adventure" to your caroling pleasure this year. The tunes you all know (and will need to supply yourself), but the words will be just a bit different than you remember them, so we're pleased to present you with both new and old versions for comparison.

So whether you're feeling happy or blue, whether alone or surrounded by good friends and family (though if the latter, you might want to make sure they can tolerate your singing), we invite you to turn the page and follow along as we go caroling... AG-style!

Table of Malcontents

Page 1: You are here (not a carol)
Page 2: Adventure Wonderland (Winter Wonderland)
Page 3: All I Want for Christmas is a Walkthrough (All I Want for Christmas is You)
Page 4: Gabriel the Schattenjäger (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Page 5: God Rest Ye, Merry Adventurer (God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen)
Page 6: Guybrush the Pirate (Frosty the Snowman)
Page 7: LucasArts Games (White Christmas)
Page 8: O Phoenix Wright (O Holy Night)
Page 9: Ringing Cells (Jingle Bells)
Page 10: Si'lent N'ight (Silent Night)
Page 11: The Twelve Days of Christmas (you guessed it)



Note: We know that some of these are beloved hymns with great spiritual significance, so we half-heartedly apologize in advance for the brazenly irreverent tone of the new lyrics.

Also: You, in the back! I can't hear you singing!!