In addition to playing as AFGNCAAP, however, you'll also get to experience parts of the game through the eyes of three totemized creatures (hey, it's magic). There's Griff, the harmless pint-sized green dragon; Brog, the dim-witted but lovable blue troll-thing; and Lucy Flathead, a human female with lots of spunk, a funky hairdo, and an impressive heritage. Each has skills that are required in different ways, and it's a fantastic way to help change the pacing and style. You'll enjoy them all, but particularly Brog. He may be dumb enough to totemize himself (ignoring for the moment that I managed the same feat—twice), but you can't help admiring his unique brand of problem solving. Every game needs a Brog!

Zork Grand Inquisitor is largely an inventory-based game, but with a twist. Along with the standard assortment of items, you'll also acquire a spell book and begin finding magical spells. Casting spells is fun in its own right, since every time you select one, you're treated to a musical chorus chant that never once fails to amuse. Using spells appropriately, though, will represent a substantial chunk of puzzle solving. It may sound easy, but when you're dealing with such goofy spells as IGRAM, which turns purple things invisible, or OBIDIL, which makes the caster more attractive to other creatures, you'll find yourself doing a whole lot of lateral thinking to work your way through each dilemma. Combined with the handful of standalone logic puzzles throughout the non-linear gameworld, ZGI offers plenty of variety for every player, with enough difficulty to challenge without causing too much frustration. There are a couple puzzles that tripped me up, and while I think they bend the rules of fairness, I'll stop short of saying they actually break them. Still, better implementation would have helped on the odd occasion. Overall, however, the puzzle design is excellent. You won't soon forget your experience with the automated phone service from hell (and I mean that literally—it's in Hades).

Speaking of the afterlife (smooth segue!), it's possible to die in Grand Inquisitor, which is in keeping with other Zork games. Who hasn't been eaten by a grue? Most of these occurrences can be predicted, if not avoided, so you'll have a chance to save before doing anything risky. Still, you'll likely get burned once or twice unexpectedly, so do remember to save occasionally. While this is a negative in most games, in ZGI it's often a positive. Every time you die, you're treated to an old-school text description of your death that is definitely worth a reload. In fact, much like I did with Zork games long ago, I began looking for ways to interact with the environment in various (and potentially risky) ways, as experimentation is occasionally rewarded in entertaining ways.

I simply can't rave enough about the gameworld design. Alice's Wonderland has nothing on Zork creatively. As you travel through time-honoured Zorkian locations like the white house, GUE Tech, and Flood Control Dam #3, you'll be treated to an endless array of imaginative touches. Instead of descending the GUE staircase by foot, a magical rail will lift you and place you at the bottom. You'll pass gardens of eggplants (sunny side up) and ill-tempered snapdragons, ride a brakeless subway that picks up passengers with a giant hand, and play an animated mini-game of fire/water/grue (the strip version, no less!). Believe me when I tell you I'm only scratching the surface, leaving plenty for you to discover on your own.

Equal to the creative design is the artistic presentation of it. Thanks to skilled artists who were obviously enjoying themselves, the graphics still hold up well today (and will always do so), though the technology is definitely showing its age. Even when the game was new, ZGI's visuals weren't exactly cutting-edge. While many of the backgrounds are static, even the occasional animations aren't seamless. There are also no transitions between nodes, except for major scene changes, which are very pixelated, as are the cutscenes and FMV videos. None of this is enough to ruin the enjoyment of an incredible game, but it's certainly noticeable. Fortunately, you'll be so engrossed in what is presented graphically that you won't care much about minor flaws in the how.

What few weaknesses are apparent in the visual area didn't make their way to the audio department. Grand Inquisitor's sound is consistently excellent. The voice acting (supported by subtitles) of the unseen characters is deserving of particular praise. Contributors in that department include Michael McKean, David Lander (yes, Laverne and Shirley's Lenny and Squiggy), and Marty Ingels. The game's musical scores are nicely varied and effectively contribute to the game's mood without ever overwhelming. Sweet.

If there's one other minor complaint with the game, it's the clumsy disc-swapping. ZGI is only a 2-CD game, but because of the non-linear nature of the game, you'll find yourself swapping more often than should be necessary, with no option to cancel. In some cases, you may make the change using the wrong playable character, and immediately need to go back (requiring a second disc change), only to try again with a different character (needing yet another). Fortunately, this doesn't happen too often, but it's still a pain. If you can manage to find the rare DVD version of the game, you'll avoid this problem entirely (and perhaps even the graphical weaknesses), but CD players get the short end of the stick.

As a point of interest, ZGI also includes a multiplayer option, allowing a second player to join more as an observer than active participant. It's not very engaging for the second player, and it never did generate much interest, but kudos to the developers for progressive thinking. (Resume sobbing into pillow now.)

The worst part of Zork Grand Inquisitor is that when it's over, there's no more Zork. Yes, having gulped down this delicious half glass, we come to the unfortunate empty top half. Zork sits in the top echelon of beloved adventure franchises that have been abandoned. Fans hope beyond hope for a possible resurrection one day, and while that may yet come to pass, in the meantime we are left with enjoying the classics of yesteryear.

There's no beating around the bush on my recommendations for this one. Zork Grand Inquisitor is not to be missed... by anyone. While not perfect, it's a quality title from top to bottom, beginning to end. Whether you've played any, all, or none of the other Zork games, you'll be singing the praises of this one when you're done. If it must be the end of Zork, at least the series went out on the highest of notes.